Whilst I'm waiting for pics of Narnia to come back, I thought I would introduce you to one of my most favourite people ever in the whole wide world amen.
This is Johnny. He likes flowers, as you can see, and Dog Eggs, and snooker, and intelligent conversations, and beers, and cd's and winning, and chemical engineering, which is good because he is one.
He's available for Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Horse racing events, and general dates.
Call Toll Free on 1-800-oneofthem to book him. Oh, and he does very good wedding speeches (but be warned, he is not above taking the p*ss out of the Bride..!!)
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John - the subject of this post - would like it made known that he was categorically not singlehandedly responsible for electing George W Bush.
I have no idea why but it was important to him that I add the disclaimer.
He's an odd chap. Gotta love him!
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