On Friday I went to work, no big surprise there then, I was having one of those mornings where I wasn't late, I wasn't rushing, and all was right with the world. So I jumped off the bus a stop early and grabbed a coffee at Costa on my way to the office. It was one of those rare days where I was feeling H-O-T! I became aware that people were looking at my legs a lot. 'Yippee' I thought (whilst officially being offended, of course!),'I must be lookin' good! That cross trainer sure is doin' the biz!!'.I got to the office and went about my morning meetings, and, feeling generous, made coffee for people, chatted to a lady in the loos about where my skirt was from...I could almost hear the triumphal music swelling in the back-ground...I could do no wrong today, the Friday feeling had taken hold. Life was good.
Back at my desk, something caused me to look down at my feet. I had gone to work in what I thought were my lovely Mary Jane wedges (as pictured above left) when, to my horror I realised that what I had done was actually put on ONE of my aforementioned Mary Jane wedges along with one of my patent leather Mary Jane STILETTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (as pictured above right). TOTALLY different shoes! One of each! HEAVENS ABOVE!
Yes indeedy people, on Friday I managed to go to work wearing ODD SHOES! Not odd-bizarre, you understand, but odd-COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!
I am a muppet.
How did I get to one pm without noticing? My mind frantically went into 'rewind' mode, recalling to mind my triumphal strut through town, clutching my cup of takeout coffee, walking in the manner of the montage in the beginning of 'Devil Wears Prada', all 'gal about town'...and there I was, the odd bod in mis-matched shoes...not in New York at all, but scuzzy old' Birkenhead with its Sayers and the last Wimpy known to man, the woman in the toilets taking a close look at my skirt, parading round the office making coffee for people...the list went on!
Luckily, I saw the funny side and laughed my head off. Particularly as a comedy of errors ensued which I will save for another day. Suffice to say my dear mama and papa came to my rescue, after much laughter at my expense!!.........have a great week people! xxx
PS - Welcome back Barnsies, Heywoods and Ballinger!
3 comentarios:
I'm thinking, your stilettos must be THE most confortable shoes ever to be worn, cause that's the only reason I can think of as an explanation for you not noticing you were wearing diff types of shoe before you left home (and this is probably the longest sentence I ever wrote with all the wrong english and making no sense at all). Come on, how could you mistake stiletto shoes with wedges???
You are officialy one crazy lady. Which is why I love you so LOL
That is one of the most funniest things I have ever heard. Can imagine the whole 'Devil wears Prada' strut scene, hehehe I'm in sticthes thinking bout it.
Only you Liz! Luv ya u wally!!!
xxx
Oh lord....I can't stop laughing...
LOLOLOLOL
I can't imagine the looks on other peoples faces...at least you still laughed about it :D :D
I wonder how you didn't notice..cause one is a wedge and the other one is a heel....
hummmm
Nicely done Liz :D :D
lololol
*still funny yo laugh*
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